The Third Little Book of Business Bullshit

Bullshit always raises a smile. But how often do you catch yourself at it? More often than you would like, I suspect. As always, all quotes come from real business conversations. All I have tried to do is guess what they were really trying to say.

The Third Little Book of Business Bullshit. Here are a few examples. Call me for a copy.

My grasp of astrophysics is minimal.

I've been watching too much American television.

I have completely lost the plot and should retire to the smallest room in the house.

I can't resist an appalling pun.

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